Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where’s the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need
I need a hero
I'm holding out for at hero 'till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero 'till the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life
Lager than life
Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doooo
Aaahhh
Aaahhh
And where are all the gods?
Where’s the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need
I need a hero
I'm holding out for at hero 'till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero 'till the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life
Lager than life
Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doooo
Aaahhh
Aaahhh
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Re: i need a hero
04/08methinks this calls for another rodeo. with a heroic theme. ;) -
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Re: i need a hero
04/08
I will dust off the chaps and the boots. My stetson has to be around here somewhere.
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Re: i need a hero
04/11[ignore heroes]
[read my TSOL shirt in my avatar]
That said, I would gladly rescue Mynx. Maninly case it would be easy to pick her up and walk off into the susnset. -
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Re: i need a hero
04/11maninly case:
manly case?
man in le case?
man only case?
if it's anything like my man-throne (ewan mcgregor, preferably nekkid), i'll take two. -
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Re: i need a hero
04/11I didnt have any coffee. And I was typing with my genitals. So you can both kiss my grits, Flo. -
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Re: i need a hero
04/11I don't know where your grits have been. YOu have to wash them first. -
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Re: i need a hero
04/15Grits nothing,
Jake why is your keyboard musky?
I don't think simple green's gonna handle this one. -
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Re: i need a hero
04/15Yeah, I jus neEd 2 b uy a NEW one so I don HAave to keeeeeeeeep tpinG w/ tHeSse haz mat GLOves on. -
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Re: i need a hero
04/26I am going to rape all of your souls and crap all over your dreams.
Then I am going to giggle. -
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Re: i need a hero
01/07In my pants...
P.S. Do you only like me because I look like Ewan? -
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05/03umm, I think they're speled "gyro," and you get them down at the mediterranean shoppe on 16th & valencia? -
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Re: i need a hero
05/03
You're holding out for a gryo at the end of the night? No spanokopita? -
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Re: i need a hero
05/05Better than holding out for a sub-type sandwich ........... -
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Re: i need a hero
05/07i swear... you leave the men alone for a moment, and all they talk about is food. -
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Re: i need a hero
05/07
If you believe David Sedaris, the way to remember that (in French) a sandwich is used with the masculine gender is that if you leave both alone for a week, they'll both grow a beard. -
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Re: i need a hero
05/08what else is there besides food and sex? i mean, that really matters? -
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Re: i need a hero
05/10is that one of those things you get out of the mail order catalog? -
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Re: i need a hero
05/11I keep trying to get them to put me in the fucking catalog. -
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Re: i need a hero
05/17You should try the kissing catalog or the cuddling catalog first ....... -
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Re: i need a hero
05/18I am pretty sure I would have to go with spooning first (I was a pro spooner in '94), and probably have to lay against a bunch of lonely business mens backsides before I could even work up to the french kissing catalogue. -
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Re: i need a hero
05/18
hrm. now this makes me wonder: does cuddling come before spooning? or is one considered a part of/variable of the other?
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Re: i need a hero
05/18I recommed a vigorous round of scientific experiments. First we will spoon, then cuddle, then cuddle, then spoon. Then we try it without pants.
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Re: i need a hero
05/18so the spooning catalog is really just a small supplemental insert to the cuddling catalog. -
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Re: i need a hero
12/05the size of the insert is relative,
supplements may help.
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