It's 1.13am here. I can't sleep. I haven't been able to get to bed before 4am since I arrived. It's far too gone into the move to blame it on time difference or jet-lag. It is time now for me to admit and accept that, yet again, I am having a bout of insomnia.

What I wouldn't give for the Happy Video Cafe or Sparky's or Mel's right now. Some all-night eats would be just the perfect thing for me at present.

It's just not the same when I have to make the eggs and toast for myself at this time of the morning. It makes me sad to have to make my own food in the middle of the night.

(((sigh)))

Thank you for tuning into to this live report from Cheeky, farm correspondent currently embedded in England.