I had my mooing plotted out... I went to work this morning planning on mooing at somebody come lunch time. Well, I ended up working through lunch because I had too much work to do. I decided that my next attempt would be on the way home, I had to fill up my car. I pull into the gas station and there was NO ONE ELSE getting gas. Finally a car pulls in next to the gas pump on the other side of me. I'm getting excited... I finally get to moo at someone. And then a very very large woman climbs out of the car. Any one that knows me knows that I don't normally think things through... but this time I knew there were only two things could come of this, both bad. Either her feelings will be terribly hurt, or she will be greatly offended, either I feel like a heel, or I get the crap beat out of me. I opted not to moo... so now I only have one stoplight left unil I get home. A car load of kids pull up next to me... I eased the window down and went moooooo. The kid in the passanger seat pressed his face up against the window and smushed his mouth and tongue all over the window. So, not a good story and not a good mooing... maybe this just isn't my holiday. :(